Spike & Bob

It Begins . . .

BOB: 'Where to now, Spike?'
SPIKE: 'KrrrRRR....RRRRWWoow!'

BOB: 'WHAT?! Be reasonable! You know what happened the last time we went there.'
SPIKE: 'kkkRRR....Wooww!'

BOB: 'Yeah, right!...Well, OK. But I'm staying in the ship!'
SPIKE: 'mmmmKrrrr??'

BOB: 'That's right! I'm not the one that caused that overload last time. And I'm not getting my neck strung up just because you won't scrounge somewhere else for parts!'
SPIKE: 'rrrrRR....krrr"

BOB: 'Why don't you go below while I make arrangements for the ... Ummm ... Jump?!'
SPIKE: 'KKKRRrrrrrr...........'

BOB: (Lucky for me he only has one thumb!)

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Will Spike find his parts??
What will Bob do if Spike gets two thumbs??

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August 16, 3132

[ The jumpship Andrea... ] [ ...Clang....THUNK...Hiss... ]

COMPUTER: 'Docking complete. Ship secure.'

BOB: 'Hey, Spike. Pretty good docking for just one hand.'
SPIKE: grins

[ Bob opens the airlock door.... ]

PURSER: 'Welcome to the jumpship ... Whoa!! That's a big cat! ... Andrea. I'm Mr. Kolver.'
BOB: 'Thanks.'

Mr. KOLVER: 'You do realize that you'll have to keep your animal on a leash while you're here?'
[ Spike presents a collar and leash to Bob ]
BOB: 'He meant you, Spike.'
SPIKE: 'kkkRRR....RRrroww!!'

BOB: 'Maybe you better wait outside for a minute, Mr. Kolver.'
Mr. KOLVER: 'mmm...OK.'

BOB: 'Relax Spike. I know its insulting. ... Hmmm ... How much do you think those parts will bring?'
SPIKE: 'rrrrkKK....Woow"

BOB: 'OK, then. We can afford to splurge. Tell you what, you put the collar on, and I'll get us into the VIP lounge.'
SPIKE: 'Kkkrrrrrr....RR?'

BOB: 'That's right! ... Well, what do you say?'
SPIKE: 'KrrrRRR....RRRRWWoow!'

[ Some time later in the VIP lounge... ]

BOB: 'How's your steak?'
SPIKE: 'KrrRRooww'

BOB: 'Looks rare to me.'
SPIKE: 'KkkkrrRR...ooww!'

BOB: 'I know that collar looks stupid on you. Try to forget about it. ... Here, let me get you another beer...'-

Is it really wise to get Spike stuffed with meat and beer??
What are these parts that Spike and Bob keep talking about??

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August 16, 3132 . . Later

The jumpship Andrea ... Later that night ...

BOB: 'Well, Spike. We should get some lodging.'
SPIKE: 'RROOWrrr....MMROWW!!

BOB: 'What!? No way!!'
SPIKE: 'MROoooWRRr!!'

BOB: 'What do you mean "Yes way"? You don't need a room with a jacuzzi. You have a tongue. Why don't clean your fur like a normal cat?'
SPIKE: [ Sticks his tongue out at Bob ] 'MROWR...RRrrrr!!'

BOB: 'I know. I know that your not normal. I just... I... I... Just forget it, Spike. You win.'
SPIKE: 'ROWRrr...rrRROW!!!'

BOB: 'Yes, you can have the Jacuzzi!'
SPIKE: 'mMRROOooOORR?'

BOB: 'NO!! No, No, No. You can't have any of those. You know what happens when you eat New Avalonion seafood.'
SPIKE: 'Mrrowwrr?'

BOB: 'Yes you! I don't want to be seen running around the universe with a pink furball again.'
SPIKE: 'MMroooorrrwW Rrroowwr.'

BOB: 'Exactly!!'

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What does a pink furball look like getting out of a jacuzzi??
What's wrong with New Avalon seafood??

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August 17, 3132

[ The jumpship Andrea...Deck 5 ] [ ...Buzz....Buzzzz...BUZZZZZZ... ]

[ ...Knock....Knock Knock...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK... ]

BOB: 'Hey, Spike! You up yet!! Hurry up, will ya.'

[ ...clunk....hiss...Thunk!... ]
[ Spike's cabin door opens slightly.... ]

BOB: 'You ready?'
SPIKE: 'MmmmRRoooww!'

BOB: 'What do you mean "NO"?'
SPIKE: 'kkrrR....MMrroWW.'

BOB: 'What?! You're not going? What does that mean? Open the door ... You didn't sneak some of that New Avalon seafood, did you?'
SPIKE: 'MmmRRooww."

BOB: 'OK, then. What's gottin' into you this time?'

[ The door opens all the way.... ]

BOB: 'Hooooh Ho! ... Well, what happened to you?'
SPIKE: 'KrrmmRRR....WWooRRR!'

BOB: 'You were the one that had to have a Jacuzzi. Of course, that sonic dryer didn't help.'
SPIKE: 'KrrRR.....OOooww!'

BOB: 'You know air-drying is better. You're all puffed up like a Blow Fish.'
SPIKE: 'kkkrrRRRooOOOOWW!!'

BOB: 'At least you're not pink ... Come on Puffy, let's get some breakfast.'

Is air drying really better??
What does a large puffed up cat look like anyway??

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August 17, 3132 . . Early Evening

[ The jumpship Andrea...Deck 22 ]

BOB: 'Come on, Spike. We've got to get to the ship.'
SPIKE: 'RRrrooorkkoww?'

BOB: 'No. I'm afraid not. That sound does not mean the galley is open'
SPIKE: 'rrRkk....mrroWW.'

BOB: 'Yup! It seems that the Andrea isn't taking on any more ships.'
SPIKE: 'RRoow...Woorww?"

BOB: 'Yes. It is a bit strange. The last time I looked there were still docking berths available.'

[ A few minutes later . . Deck 31 ]

BOB: 'Look! You can seemore ships waiting through this port here.'
SPIKE: 'KkkRRR...wooRoo?'

BOB: 'I'm not sure, but I dont like the look of this at all. Come on, we better hurry!'
SPIKE: 'RRRrrww..OOooww!'

COMPUTER: 'Access code accepted.'

[ .. Wirr . . Hissss . . Clank ]

BOB: 'Strap in Spike. Keep the engines at standy by.'
SPIKE: 'kkRRRoo...oWW?!'

BOB: 'No. Its not standard procedure during a jump, but I want to be ready for anything. This is just too weird.'

SPIKE: 'RRRrrooooWWW!'

BOB: 'Yea. Well, pull harder on the harness. Dont worry. I'm sure those waffle marks will fade after the jump.'

Why the sudden rush to make the jump??
Will Spike have permenant Waffle marks in his fur??

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